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August 24, 2021 Blind Gossip

[Blind Gossip] We have a shocking story to tell you about a famous politician.

While many people are debating his political future right now, we’re going to tell you about something he did outside the world of politics.

Our politician is a smart and charismatic guy, so women have always been more than happy to date or marry him.

However, you may not know that our man has been known to engage s*x workers to take care of his needs. He did this regularly.

He had a rotating lineup of girls he would use. Most of the girls did not last long in the rotation.

Why not?

They would always come back with stories about how drunk/ high/ crazy/ scary he was.

Example?

One night he requested [Woman] for an outcall.

When she got there he was already totally wasted. She knew that he got weird when he was drunk or high, but this particular night he was whacked out of his mind and angry about something.

There was a fireplace in the room. At some point he grabbed the fireplace poker and ran around the room butt n*ked, chasing her with the poker. He was yelling, “I’m going to jam this fire poker through your eye!”

Yikes! What did she do?

She screamed and ran out of the room. She got away without getting hurt. He kept requesting her after that, but she refused to ever do a call with him again.

Was this a unique situation?

No, he went through tons of girls and they all have stories about how crazy he is. He can be scary.

We know that our politician had/has designs on being President of The United States some day. However, could you imagine the kind of scrutiny he would face if he ran for President?

He doesn’t even have the luxury of claiming that this happened before he became a politician. Or that it was an isolated incident. He was definitely an elected public official at the time of this story. And there are lots of these women out there.

Again, this is a very famous politician. Even if you don’t follow politics, you absolutely know him.

He has been the subject of some controversy lately, so we don’t know exactly what his future holds.

However, when we see him on TV now, we can’t get that picture out of our head of him running around with a fire poker… no clothes… whacked out of his mind… and threatening to jam someone’s eye out!

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[Optional] Do you think he will be President someday? Always use real names and keep your comments civil.

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  1. LA LOVER THE ONLY ONE says

    August 30, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    Gavin Newsome and nope, he ruined his chance of becoming president after his dinner at French Laundry. And he was married to that other *, Kimberly Guilfoile.

  2. sarahcara says

    August 27, 2021 at 7:11 pm

    Not Gaetz – So believable if it is him, but if you don’t follow politics, you wouldn’t know the name “Matt Gaetz.”

    Not Cuomo – He was forced to resign as NY governor so I don’t think he believes he could be president.

    Only 2 that fit are Newsom or DeSantis. My money is all in on Newsom.

  3. sandiego13 says

    August 26, 2021 at 3:35 am

    Gavin Newsom. He has a history of drug and alcohol abuse. He’s a cheater (in more ways than one). He’s disgusting.
    Optional: Could he be president one day? Well, yes if he does what Biden did to win……heat with letter c.

  4. nomaso says

    August 25, 2021 at 5:57 pm

    Eric Swalwell
    Or
    Gavin Newsome

  5. amagod121 says

    August 25, 2021 at 11:34 am

    Put my money down on former governor Cuomo, please. I wonder if he will run again in 2022 for Governor of NY so he can use it towards a step up to the Presidency (he thinks!)

    If Nancy Pelosi wants him to be President, then there is a good chance he will be. Watch those election machines carefully in 2024, folks!

  6. Dana5570 says

    August 25, 2021 at 11:24 am

    Come on, Matt Gaetz all day long.

  7. SadieR says

    August 25, 2021 at 10:48 am

    Gavin Newsom. He’s up for recall so many people are going to decide his future September 14. Before he was governor, he was Lt. Govenor and mayor of SF. He used to do a lot of coke.

    I think he will survive the recall, but hope I am wrong. He won’t be president.

    • mimiyou says

      August 25, 2021 at 11:01 am

      Myself and friends partied with Gavin around Union Street in SF post-Kimberly/pre-Jennifer. The stories we could tell about his time pre-rehab… but that is his past so I view it as a crazy time we all lived through and (hopefully) evolved from.

    • cpavan says

      August 25, 2021 at 3:11 pm

      I think it’s Gavin Newsom as well!

      Besides, if it were Andrew Cuomo, we’d already know all about it.

    • LaughingThoughTime says

      August 25, 2021 at 3:17 pm

      Absolutely – I second your comments. Gavin Newsom all the way.

  8. aaalynne says

    August 25, 2021 at 9:54 am

    My first instinct is Matt Gaetz, but also fits Cuomo well. Related blind is De Blasio, though, so…
    who knows. None of them should ever even think about being President.

  9. sammiesmammie says

    August 25, 2021 at 8:53 am

    A. Cuomo!

  10. Theiiishaveit says

    August 25, 2021 at 8:02 am

    Andrew Cuomo

  11. Texas1835 says

    August 25, 2021 at 7:22 am

    Red tie, small hands? Ted Cruz?

    • amagod121 says

      August 25, 2021 at 11:26 am

      Charismatic?? Uh uh, nope, not Ted Cruise!

  12. scotsgal says

    August 25, 2021 at 6:52 am

    Matt Gaetz

    • DaniJo says

      August 25, 2021 at 9:42 am

      Does he really qualify as charismatic though?

    • dorothy says

      August 25, 2021 at 11:19 am

      Ding! Ding! Ding! Definitely Matt Gaetz

  13. lila8245 says

    August 25, 2021 at 6:20 am

    Could be any politician. I don’t care what party they’re associated with, I find most politicians to be gross these days.

  14. kittymyers says

    August 25, 2021 at 6:18 am

    Sounds like a lot of politicians, but I’ll guess it’s the ex-gov Cuomo.
    Do I think he’ll be President someday? Who knows?

  15. winteriscoming says

    August 25, 2021 at 5:42 am

    Dan Crenshaw!!! LOL!!

  16. Okie61 says

    August 25, 2021 at 5:24 am

    Andrew Cuomo

  17. wisemanNYC says

    August 25, 2021 at 4:04 am

    Andrew “The Smug one” Cuomo. He was a nasty guy with both genders and a known liar. He will never be president, and not just because of his and hide brothers recent despicable behavior, The Dad allegedly had ties to the Mafia as well. Power hungry, hypocritical democratic politician. Nothing new.

    • Baileygirl says

      August 25, 2021 at 1:46 pm

      Absolutely! You nailed it!

  18. omgimbackagain says

    August 25, 2021 at 12:41 am

    DeBlasio?

    I would’ve said Cuomo but his career is over.

  19. BDBoop says

    August 24, 2021 at 10:21 pm

    Matt Gaetz.

  20. afoxnamedmulder says

    August 24, 2021 at 10:02 pm

    Eww.
    Bill de Blasio.

  21. wasteoftime says

    August 24, 2021 at 10:01 pm

    DeSantis. No, he can’t be President because he has done too many dumb things, for political reasons, that can’t be properly explained. He does not work for the people’s best interest.

    • sandiego13 says

      August 26, 2021 at 3:38 am

      DeSantis ROCKS. ABSOLUTELY HE COULD BE PRESIDENT. Florida is lucky to have him and they know it.

  22. RobinTKV says

    August 24, 2021 at 9:11 pm

    Could Cuomo be this crazy?
    Maybe Matt Goetz, but the rest of the blind sounds like Cuomo.

  23. Prince4Ever says

    August 24, 2021 at 8:56 pm

    Gavin Newsom…always thought he had to be nuts to have been married to Kimberly

  24. JHntr113 says

    August 24, 2021 at 8:17 pm

    Andrew Cuomo.

    Optional: Gross. He might run, but probably won’t win

  25. Gerseychick says

    August 24, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    Ex Governor Cuomo……….A REAL slimeball……………

  26. Elodie says

    August 24, 2021 at 7:28 pm

    Politician: Andrew Cuomo.

    Will he be president one day? : No chance whatsoever

  27. charity60 says

    August 24, 2021 at 7:19 pm

    Politician- So many out there. I will go with Andrew Cuomo or Matt Gaetz.

    As for the presidency..sorry too many skeletons in both closets so I say no chance.

  28. roxyrebels says

    August 24, 2021 at 7:18 pm

    Jonny Lee Miller

  29. Preacher_Cu5ter says

    August 24, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    Politician: Ron DeSantis

    Optional: Not with something like this.

    • sandiego13 says

      August 26, 2021 at 3:40 am

      Dream on. DeSantis is waaaaayy to smart to be a sloppy cheat. DeSantis is hands down the best governor ever! Sorry but this blind is Gavin Newsom.

  30. zappy2050 says

    August 24, 2021 at 6:37 pm

    Cuomo. Governor Cuomo. Governore Andrew Cuomo.

    Butt naked? Seems like he would keep his necktie on – but who knows.

  31. BobNYC says

    August 24, 2021 at 6:34 pm

    Ted Cruz

  32. Derpopotamus says

    August 24, 2021 at 6:24 pm

    My gut says Cuomo

  33. kgirl78 says

    August 24, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    Matt Gaetz for sure.

  34. PieLies says

    August 24, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    Andrew Cuomo

  35. yesiamserious says

    August 24, 2021 at 5:55 pm

    Andrew Cuomo. He’s been a sex pest for a long time.

  36. TeacherKat says

    August 24, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    Cuomo? I have a feeling people will say Trump, but he doesn’t drink or do drugs. Cuomo has been in the news recently for sexual harassment (we seem to forget that he is also responsible for many elderly deaths from putting positive patients into nursing homes). He was also suspected of cheating on his girlfriend frequently.

    Optional: Nope.

  37. mybellyistoofulltothink says

    August 24, 2021 at 4:49 pm

    Gavin Newsome. “charismatic” and want to be president some day.

  38. Stefanie2530 says

    August 24, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    Cuomo

  39. MarshallRob says

    August 24, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    Gotta be Matt Gaetz

  40. sourpatch says

    August 24, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    Matt Gaetz

    No.

  41. jannes715 says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Andrew Cuomo –
    what a disappointment this guy has been. Talk about going from high to low quickly. He had the potential to be President but his ego got too big, like most, and was his downfall.

  42. KeepGuessing57 says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    Obvious guess is former NY Govenor Andrew Cuomo. If so, guess we know why Sandra Lee is now living on the other side of the country. President? Unlikely; he’s not likable enough to overcome this.

  43. bender59 says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Matt Gaetz. He has huge political ambitions and is being investigated for all kinds of dirty little secrets

    • mybellyistoofulltothink says

      August 25, 2021 at 7:10 pm

      I read in the news that some former FBI agent tried to blackmail the Gaetz family and his dad called the bluff, went straight to FBI to report the blackmailing. It’s quite intriguing. But I would think it’s a nothingburger, maybe embarrassing but not illegal, if they were willing to report it?

  44. Catman says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    I’m going with Matt Gaetz because he is as looney tunes as they come!

  45. sunshine702 says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Andrew Cuomo
    No he’s toast.

  46. Summerborn says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:24 pm

    Cuomo

  47. sheerq says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    Andrew Cuomo.

  48. YogaGirl says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    Mario Cuomo

    • parkland45 says

      August 25, 2021 at 2:42 pm

      Former Governor Mario Cuomo died years ago.

  49. Midwestgurl says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:13 pm

    Andrew Cuomo?

    Not now.

  50. mrs_right says

    August 24, 2021 at 3:08 pm

    Andrew Cuomo.

    God willing, no effing way.

  51. luddite2 says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    Andrew Cuomo is a likely suspect, given the other stories about him in the halls of Albany.

  52. jayjay1985 says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:56 pm

    Andrew Cuomo?
    Ron Desantis?
    Gavin Newsom?
    They have been in the news lately.

  53. CheetoFingerz says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:47 pm

    Andrew Cuomo
    No way he will ever be President but that is what we said about Trump.
    This is waaaay beyond a mild kink.
    This is a sick desire to harm women.
    They say that when you age, you get the face that you deserve.

  54. gailpow says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    Politician is that Italian horndog Andrew Cuomo. Recently ousted as Governor of New York. He can kiss any Presidential ambitions good-by now.
    Or:
    It could be that Pretty Boy Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, who is being recalled by the fed-up citizens of California–such as myself. He can kiss any Presidential ambitions good-by now.

  55. montebell says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    Is this supposed to be the ex gov? Just shaking my head at the absurdity.

  56. BrunTowe says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    Andrew Cuomo?

  57. catlove2 says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:15 pm

    Matt will never be President.

  58. aaalober says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:12 pm

    Andrew Cuomo most likely…my second guess is Gavin Newsom.

  59. BubblesLover119 says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:03 pm

    Andrew Cuomo

  60. aaagail g says

    August 24, 2021 at 2:00 pm

    Former Governor of New York- Andrew Cuomo.

  61. Jester says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:49 pm

    Please let this be DeSantis and I hope that this information will come out. Although I did not vote for him, I thought he was doing pretty good when he was first in office. I am now against him and his governing ways. Another gas lighter in my opinion…

  62. Whisper says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    Matt Gaetz- sex trafficking probe. And tweeted pic of sleeping wife. OR…
    Gavin Newsom- caught up in the recall controversy.
    These 2 were all I could come up with.
    I do not think either will be president. Ever.

  63. fanofgossip says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    Matt Gaetz
    I am sure that is spelled incorrectly

  64. vanillasky says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:40 pm

    Trump famously doesn’t drink, so it’s not him.

  65. wendybar says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:37 pm

    Andrew Killer Cuomo
    He is skeevy as heck….He will NEVER be President.

  66. mayer2816 says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    de blasio

    or..is it cuomo?

  67. redstilettos says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    Cuomo.

  68. parkland45 says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:32 pm

    The former governor of NY? Cuomo?? For some reason this doesn’t sound like him. OK…Matt Gaetz!

  69. WhoDatGirl says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:31 pm

    Cuomo, and I would certainly hope not.

    We’ve already got an incompetent creeper in there now, so not looking for an encore in a different person.

  70. ashers says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:20 pm

    Sounds like Newsom. He’s in the news a lot now because of the recall. And he’s known to be coked out. He’s a sleaze bag.

  71. Itsmaryk says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:18 pm

    Rudy Guliani

  72. Mel1022 says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    Gaetz?

  73. Sixtine79 says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:13 pm

    This has got to be Cuomo 🤢

    Optional: I guess sadly anything is possible in the US of A…

  74. shireen says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:09 pm

    Matt Gaetz

  75. michelex23 says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    Andrew Cuomo is the only one coming to mind.
    He said he wouldn’t run for office again so that’s my only hesitation it’s him.

  76. MrsCleaver says

    August 24, 2021 at 1:00 pm

    Matt Gaetz? Crazy & perved enough but not famous enough. Obviously Cuomo.

  77. 4sixx2 says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    Andrew Cuomo. His angry man inside seethes through every pore of his being.

  78. MargieB says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:56 pm

    Matt Gaetz and no.

  79. PopeofStateStreet says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:55 pm

    I refuse to believe Andrew Cuomo would be this cruel and moreover this reckless with his reputation. Especially after Eric Schneiderman and Eliot Spitzer. Then again, maybe the stress got to him and he can’t deal with it in a healthy way?

  80. oyevey says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    Matt Gaetz!

  81. Sawyer21 says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:50 pm

    Politician: Andrew Cuomo

    Optional: Please God no !!!

  82. spoofbyrd says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:49 pm

    I just had a thought . You know on that caption a young Al Gore ( remember that controversy ) or Mike Pence’s face would fit in there , physiognomy wise . Just kidding . I wonder if this might be embattled recall Governor Gavin Newsome . He always looked like a guy that would hang out in Chatsworth and could get work there !

  83. eleven cats says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:43 pm

    Matt Gaetz

  84. ILUVCA4evr says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    Politician: Gavin Newsom. It’s pretty much an open secret he was abusive to his ex wife, Kimberly Guilfoyle

    Do you think he will be President someday? Unfortunately, yes. There’s a sucker born every minute. And he known how to cater to money to achieve his ends. RECALL NEWSOM!

  85. carriebradshaw says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:34 pm

    Not Trump this time, Cuomo? The related blind is about New York mayor, Cuomo was governor.

  86. andragon says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    Matt Gaetz

  87. spoofbyrd says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    The obvious guess is Andrew Cuomo but I don’t think it is . He is done & although he got too tactile & old Italian affectionate in this hands off era , I say his was an inner party blood sacrifice coup ala Al Franken . Matt Gaetz , next guess . After that I will go out on a limb & say Fla. Gov Ron Desantis . Senator Rick Scott has eye on Presidency but only being a crook fits his profile and after taking nausea meds I could wild guess Ted Cruz .

  88. badgerette85 says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:21 pm

    Andrew Cuomo

    Not shocking to hear… always thought he was a bit much into himself and lived by his own set of rules. His political aspirations are over. I hope justice for his behaviors – along with the nursing home scandal- prevails.

  89. Marina says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:20 pm

    Andrew Cuomo. He’s done. He’ll be lucky to get any job in a private sector.

  90. MsSumida says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:15 pm

    Andrew Cuomo

  91. CreativeWasabi says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:11 pm

    I’m guessing Gavin Newsome–definitely famous, handsome (at least considered so by many), known to have an alcohol problem, and has often expressed Presidential ambitions…plus his future is in doubt with the recall election in CA looming.

  92. mystic1 says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:05 pm

    Gavin Newsom. I think he has blown his chances to be president.

  93. WorkHardBeNice says

    August 24, 2021 at 12:04 pm

    It’s Gavin Newsom.
    Him? For President?
    Haven’t we been through enough?

  94. lahteb says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:56 am

    Gavin Newsom

  95. Froggy18736 says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:52 am

    Andrew Cuomo

  96. aaaKidd says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:49 am

    Andrew Cuomo. The nipple ring suggested his tastes are a little less-than-vanilla.

  97. MissAlly says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:40 am

    Matt Gaetz

  98. snookiemonster says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:39 am

    Cuomo

  99. Maureen0810 says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:38 am

    Cuomo – sorry to say I am from NY

    No he will not be President.

  100. Henrietta says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:37 am

    All I can think of is Cuomo, former NY governor. If this blind is true, I sincerely hope he doesn’t become a serious contender for POTUS. It would mean all these women could blackmail him.

  101. TerryP says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:36 am

    Gavin Newsom. He’s had treatment for alcoholism in the past.

  102. marlin ruj says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:35 am

    Matt gaetz (the Ted kennedy of this generation)

  103. FILMGAL says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:30 am

    Andrew Cuomo.
    No, he will not ever be President..he will implode some day in a big way,therefore have to cease running for any elected office ..

  104. jonty30 says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:24 am

    The clue being is future is being debated and that he wants to be President implies Gruesome Newsom.
    Really earning the Gruesome monikor.

  105. ZZtyme says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:23 am

    Andrew Cummins.

    He will never be President.

    • ZZtyme says

      August 24, 2021 at 11:23 am

      *Cuomo*.

  106. Artemis27 says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:20 am

    Andy Cuomo.

  107. Sleepyandconfused says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:18 am

    Yikes!
    Sounds like Cuomo
    If it’s Cuomo, than not, he’s toasted

  108. DreamyVelvet says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:17 am

    Sounds like Gaetz. I’m Republican and I can’t believe he’s still in office. His quickie marriage is sad. What a disgrace.

  109. silence1534 says

    August 24, 2021 at 11:06 am

    Matt Gaetz

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