NYPost – Which network advertising exec is no longer welcome at upstate North Salem golf club? It’s about to sue him for nonpayment of fees.
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Downfront2 – This Basketball Superstar doesn’t get along with his teammates. He doesn’t like the way they clown his crazy wife. Here’s a hint, he has many championship rings.Soccer Guy Proposing and Propositioning
DailyMirror – Which footballer poised to propose to his fiancee is secretly bedding a busty blonde? The fella in question is not even guilty about it and says he can’t help himself. Go on, try.Tennis Player May Be Injuring Himself
HolyMoly – Which world-class tennis player should perhaps lay off the HGH (Human Growth Hormones) if he wants to stop his spate of injuries? The steroid is still undetectable in tests and supposedly widely in use for endurance so he can play his epic five set matches and still look fresh on court the next day.
TheDailyMirror – Which footie star has been scoring with girls on holiday while his missus is at home in the dark? The lad struck lucky more times than he does on the pitch.
NYPost – Which embattled hedge-fund biggie is suffering more now because his son is misbehaving in school? The boy was disciplined and suspended from the private school’s baseball team after he was caught smoking pot.
StyleList – Which married NFL legend recently did a TV panel… not realizing that one of the other guests had been a pizza guy in college, and used to make deliveries to the secret apartment he used to stash his girlfriends?
NY Post – Which wife of an NFL owner has let it all go to her head? She recently greeted a woman she’s known for many years with: ‘I know you know who I am, but who are you?’ The woman, dumbfounded, replied, ‘That’s for me to know and you to find out.”
NY Daily News – Which starlet turns a blind eye to her athlete boyfriend’s philandering ways? Her dream is to get a diamond ring so she can finally leave the business.
NY Daily News – Which NFL star would be done if his tequila guzzling skills were to surface? The fella can toss back half a bottle in one gulp without wincing.