NY Daily News – Which D-list rapper got in a hemp, er, heap, of trouble with event sponsors when he lit up a joint at their bash? They couldn’t kick him out because he was the “big” celebrity name of the night, but they didn’t end up paying him.
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Why This Bird Wears Sunglasses Indoors
NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?The Married Singer and The Supermodel
Holy Moly – Which boring married singer has been having an affair with a married ex-supermodel who has a penchant for rock stars? Hope the wife doesn’t find out.Singer Serenaded His Girlfriend in College
Daily Mirror – Which British singer serenaded his girlfriend while at university, and even penned a song about her, yet was seeing other girls? Bad boy!She is Celebrating Her Discharge from Rehab
BuzzFoto – This singer just got discharged from rehab after secretly admitting herself. The reason we assume is drug and alcohol abuse. She was discharged not long ago, but two days ago, she was seen drinking and doing line after line at the club our spy was at. We hope her husband didn’t see it, because he was the one who made her go to rehab in the first place.
Sweaty Rapper Repels the Ladies
NY Daily News – Which rap titan sweats so profusely during shows that even hard-core female fans won’t go near him until he changes?Her Luxury Designer Items Fell Off a Truck
NY Post – Which singer/talk show hostess should be more careful where she shops? She was taken recently to a downtown storage facility where she bought $10,000 worth of luxury designer goods of dubious provenance — not fake, but fallen off the truck.British Actor has a Secret Passion
BuzzFoto – This up and coming British actor has been mainly seen to this date in period pieces that show in America on PBS. He’s got the brooding, sexy intensity thing down pat, and we hear that that’s how he likes to portray himself in real life too. His secret passion? Rapping. He loves it, and wants to release an album. We’re not sure how that would sound, but we’re interested to hear.
It’s not Colin Firth.
Boy Bander Thinks He’s Coming Back
BuzzFoto – This former boy bander and seriously, former hottie may play like he has a sense of humor about his rather D-list situation, but those that know him know better. He’s constantly on about his ‘comeback’ and how he’s going to switch over to serious, a la Timberlake. His friends don’t have the heart to tell him that his glory days peaked in like, 2002.
It’s not Nick Lachey.
SOLVED!
NY Daily News – Which Grammy-winning rapper can’t get enough weed? She orders from a NYC delivery service non-stop, then tries to sweet-talk the courier into giving her free bags of ganja.