NYDailyNews – Which hard-partying rockette has so few friends that she calls up her publicist for lengthy four-hour chats every day?
publicity
TV Guy Needs New Public Relations
Holy Moly – Which UK based but now stateside TV presenter (although that isn’t what he became famous for) is still looking for a PR since getting rid of his last one after reports of his affair were made public? The main problem he doesn’t yet know about is that the likely replacement also f* his mistress for a while. Done up like a kipper!
Bitter over Ashton Twitter
BlindGossip – Which male celebrity is genuinely upset that Ashton Kutcher recently scored headlines over a competition for Twitter members? This celeb is so self-absorbed that he ranted to friends that he should have gotton the publicity instead of Ashton because he had been on Twitter a couple of months longer than Ashton. To make up for this perceived slight, he is now calculating ridiculous ways to ride on Ashton’s coattails to catch the crumbs of publicity. Look for him to use the words “Ashton” and “Twitter” in every conversation and interview for the next few weeks.