Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon.
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Super Stud is a Noisy Dud
Lainey Gossip – He is surrounded all the time by beautiful women. But it turns out his libido doesn’t quite match up to the legend. Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn’t exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was.
Couple for the Cameras
Spinning the Eviction
Which couple is on the move, but not really by choice? Their landlord is furious about the shabby way they have treated the pricey property, and is giving them the boot so he can clean up the mess they made. In the press, however, the move will be spun as a new adventure and an opportunity for everyone to be close while one of them works on a new project. During that time, attorneys will attempt to negotiate a return to the home under more respectful conditions.
The Seemingly Perfect Life
Which celebrity has been doing massive quantities of the white stuff to alleviate the pain of her sham relationship? For a while there, she seemed to have a charmed life: a talented partner, a beautiful home, adorable kids, a hit television series as well as forays into films. But as her fake relationship has crumbled, she has drifted deeper and deeper into the white stuff. Now it’s taken over her life. She has lost so much weight and is so thin and so unhappy, but her friends don’t know how to save both her and her public image. bg
Fire Me or I’ll Make Life Hell for You
BlindGossip – Which performer is making life hell for everyone because they want to get fired from their current gig? Producers have declined to let the star out of their current contract so that s/he can go work on other, more profitable projects. There are a lot of things coworkers say they don’t like about the star right now. S/he is sabotaging the current production, running up costs, doing sub-par work, and treating everyone around them badly, hoping to get fired soon.
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Europe Makes Him Gay
Janet Charlton – This tough guy actor loves playing a hero. His successful movies are violent and loaded with explosive action. He’s always been a macho bruiser so romantic scenes are scarce and that’s fine with him. He dates pretty women when he’s in the US, but he prefers to make movies that film in Europe. That’s because he feels he has more privacy there. He can do what he wants without being observed and what he wants to do is go to gay bars and pick up men. His girlfriends back in the US wish he’d commit, but he’s far too interested in male companionship.
Acting Like a Princess
BlindGossip – Which actress’ ego has caused her to go from sweetheart to snob? She was well-loved on the set of her earlier films. However, all the attention has apparently gone to her head and inflated her ego. She was a demanding little princess during her most recent project, with more than one crew member swearing that they would never work with her again.
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