B-list film actor. He has tried his hand at television and was on one hit, but everything else has been pretty much a loser. Well, our actor lives on a street with some people who enjoy having parties at their house. Our actor decided to earn some extra money for himself so about two years ago he started valet parking cars for his neighbors when they have a party. He apparently got a thrill with the looks on the faces of people when they saw who was parking their car. He can’t make it to every party, and so has actually started a company that valets for people having parties. But, whenever he can he still loves doing it.
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Comedian Won’t Find Divorce Funny
MediaTakeout – [Which] comedian’s wife is about to file for divorce? According to our snitches, [she] is very unhappy with how brazen her hubby’s cheating has become. [The] 40-something year old comedian is now bringing his jump off – who is about 20 years old – to his movie premieres. [His] wife has already hired a very prominent divorce lawyer and is set to file any day now. And the dude has no idea what’s about to hit him.
Pregnant and Trashed
Im Not Obsessed – Guess which childhood star who is currently pregnant needs to be a bit more careful about what she injests? During a recent premiere, sources claim the actress was “totally high on something” and looked like a “junky”. it gets worse. A reader claims the actress “could hardly keep her eyes open” when greeting the crowd. How very sad indeed!
Gambling Author Loses All to Shylock
This female best selling author got into some serious debt because she is addicted to gambling. With casinos hounding her for payment, she turned to a “friend” to help her out. The friend gladly paid off the entire debt to the casinos, but in return got our author to sign over any and all future rights from her books. This author has always been reluctant to have her books appear as films because of some bad previous experiences, but now, she really has no choice because she gave up all the rights. I would predict a flood of made for television type fare over the next few years all based on her books. Oh, and she is still gambling. cd
Singer is Successful and Insensitive
Movie Star Drinks Away Unhappiness
Violent Past Swept Under Rug
They Told Him it was Vodka
Bad-Tempered Balding Blockhead
This foreign born B list film star, who was shooting for A list before he started losing his hair and his box office mojo, is apparently extremely sensitive about his hair. How much? Well, he was buying a suit a few weeks ago and the salesperson suggested a hat because he thought it would go well the suit. Our actor took it the wrong way though and took a good five minutes to yell at the offending clothing salesperson before throwing the suit on the floor and kicking it around a little and then walking out the door.
The Ultimate Mean Girl
Which Hollywood actress is using underhanded means to obtain choice roles? She once announced that she had secured a choice role before it was actually offered to her, causing the director’s choice for the role to back off. More recently, she has been spreading nasty rumors about her competitor for another role, which include accusations of plastic surgery, relationship troubles, pregnancy, self-harming, and more.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a Lainey Gossip item.



