Janet Charlton – This frantic actress has been battling her weight, but that’s not the only problem she has. Recently she screeched up to an all night Hollywood drugstore in search of a bottle of Absolut Vodka. She and her mannish girlfriend coaxed the clerk into selling it even though it was close to 2 AM. The clerk handed her the bottle and she grabbed it and took a gulp “I really needed that!” The actress generously handed the guy $50 and also tossed him a joint and a pill she described as a “muscle relaxer.”
UPDATE: It’s not Lindsay!
BuzzFoto – Which stodgy smoker of an Academy Award nominee makes sure to cash every single check that comes into his mailbox? Including rebate checks for 54 cents?
StyleList – Which under-employed actress is supporting herself by pretending to be her own stylist to call in samples and then selling them on eBay?
Lainey Gossip – Award winning band hard partying with friends last Friday at an upscale hotel. Furniture trashed, a chair thrown across the room, glass was broken everywhere, the place was 
BuzzFoto – This idiot of a D-Lister may be more known for her drunken sidewalk antics than her “music” career, but the recent gossip we’ve heard about her is definitely hilarious. She went for a spot of shopping earlier this week, and when she got ready to pay, her card was declined. She tried another without batting her eyelashes. Also declined. Her shopping buddy graciously stepped in at that point and covered the purchases, but we were kind of hoping to see how many cards she could go through.
StyleList – Which international male fashion model, in an unusual twist, is secretly straight? The openly gay film actor he’s dating (and having pay for his lifestyle) doesn’t know about the girlfriend he keeps back home.
StyleList – Which fashion-forward socialite is secretly selling the family jewels through a middle-man in Italy so her friends don’t find out the family has run out of money? This will come as a rude shock to the two generations beneath her, who don’t realize the inheritance is largely gone.
BlindGossip – A couple of years ago, she was one of the most popular acts in the business. So this singer expected that her career would be soaring higher than ever this year. Turns out to be exactly the opposite. She is completely stressed, she is spending more than she is making, her weight is all over the place, her career is not being managed well, and she is now practically giving away tickets to her performances. Enough people have told her to boot her current management that she is actually starting to listen. However, she is terrified of the implications it may have on her family life. If she does find the strength, she could be a star again. If she doesn’t, expect the downslide to continue.
NY Post – Which sexy movie actress an gered paying members of a trendy downtown synagogue by showing up with her bodyguard, who informed the women at the door, “Ms. [Blank] wishes to enter as a [non paying] guest”? Complained one member of the congregation, “I think it is BS that rich celebs can walk around this city asking for a free pass.”
BuzzFoto – This terribly-loved canceled show had better watch out. A lot of hints are being made to fans as far as a new movie goes, but we have it on good authority that the waffler of the ex-cast is determined not to return in the role. Not enough moolah is on the table. The rest of the cast thinks s/he’s being a brat, and hopes to guilt she/him into returning by promising that s/he will be there in interviews. Lets see if it works. It ain’t dear Lauren Graham.