[Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which star is telling fibs about her weight loss? She has had a load of lipo and body sculpting. And the naughty minx has a slimming deal in place. Cheeky girl!
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No Mustache
[National Enquirer] Which out-of-control reality star pops into a fancy salon every two weeks to have her mustache waxed? The bad-tempered brunette – she loves picking fights with her co-stars – is terrified that her bushy upper lip will be visible on high-definition TV!
Pumping Up
[Daily Mirror] Sssh! Which star has been pumping up his muscles thanks to a load of steroids? Not a cool look.
Rapper On Roids
[Hollywood Street King] Who am I? I’m considered a rap legend, yet I seem to have run out of ideas. That’s why even my ghost writers have proven to not be able save me.
As a rapper, I don’t appear to have much talent, and my producing abilities are no different than P Diddy’s – recycling beats, rather than creating new sounds. Despite all of that, I’ve fooled the masses – with countless fans continuing to bow down.
My new entertainment deal has landed me at the top of the earners list, and my two proteges are doing their jobs in keeping my name out and relevant. Though business is good, my rampant steroid use [Read more…] about Rapper On Roids
Leggy And Raw
[National Enquirer] Which A-list star, who recently gave birth to her third child, is so desperate to get her supermodel figure back that she enlisted the help of a close pal/famous director to whip her back into shape? The leggy 40-something actress is using the quirky moviemaker’s nutrition counselor, who’s helping her come up with a raw diet plan.
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Stinky Actress
[The People] Which actress stinks the dressing room area out at the TV studios where she works with her BO?
Low Voice Is Raising Eyebrows
[PopBitch] Which tennis star is raising eyebrows courtside as her voice seems to be getting lower and lower? Onlookers suggest it might be in the same method as the women shot putters of East Germany used to practice.
Actor Is Fixated On This One Feature
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[Blind Gossip] This one is just weird. This handsome actor has at least two films coming out in the next year. He has dated several famous beautiful women, including a famous model and a famous actress.
Here’s something interesting though: When he dates a non-famous woman, he has a specific [Read more…] about Actor Is Fixated On This One Feature
Drooping Peepers
[National Enquirer] Which B-list beauty, who’s not even 40 yet, is about to go under the knife to get her upper and lower eyelids smoothed out? The actress is dating one of Hollywood’s hunkiest A-listers, but she’s worried she may lose her young lover if her peepers keep drooping!
She’s Telling Lots Of Big Lies
[Blind Gossip] This award-winning actress is facing bad news in every direction. Her acting career is waning; she’s unable to get her body to look the way she wants it to look; and her business is failing. We’re talking about a pretty major meltdown on all fronts. Not that you’ll hear her admitting any of these things. No, she just keeps telling big lies about [Read more…] about She’s Telling Lots Of Big Lies