HolyMoly – Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO!
NWMagazine – Which aging designer is said to be getting so crazy in her mission to retain her quickly fading looks that she’s now asking her flunkies to look into the beauty benefits of human placentas?
NW Magazine – Which aging actress has stayed away from the spotlight of late because she tried to inject her own lips with vegetable oil during a drunken night?
Us Weekly – Which A List actress requests that she be notified if the now-girlfriend of her ex-husband is slated to be in the salon the same time she is?
StyleList – Which fashion magazine tried to do the right thing by collecting cosmetics swag to send along to a women’s shelter? Pity they didn’t explain to the interns, who picked it clean, that the collection unit by the elevators wasn’t a give-away bin.
Us Weekly – Which two actresses, who recently co-starred in a film, dislike each other so much that when they were at the salon the same day, one asked to have her color applied in the garden?
PopBitch – Which controversial Hollywood superstar isn’t afraid to be seen in the company of plastic surgeons but is said to be unhappy that his Contour Thread Lift (i.e. revolutionary, subtle face lift procedure) hasn’t delivered quite the expected age-reduction?
NY Post – Which high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname “Hamster”? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent
HolyMoly – Which stateside shambles of a celebrity brought more than a suitcase with them on their recent trip to London. The woman was found to have nits in her eyebrows by a make up artist on a shoot. GROO!
NWMagazine – Which aging designer is said to be getting so crazy in her mission to retain her quickly fading looks that she’s now asking her flunkies to look into the beauty benefits of human placentas?
NW Magazine – Which aging actress has stayed away from the spotlight of late because she tried to inject her own lips with vegetable oil during a drunken night?
NY Daily News – Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is?
Us Weekly – Which A List actress requests that she be notified if the now-girlfriend of her ex-husband is slated to be in the salon the same time she is?
Us Weekly – Who scores so much attention from paparazzi while she is at the beauty salon that other stars schedule their services around her?
StyleList – Which fashion magazine tried to do the right thing by collecting cosmetics swag to send along to a women’s shelter? Pity they didn’t explain to the interns, who picked it clean, that the collection unit by the elevators wasn’t a give-away bin.
Us Weekly – Which two actresses, who recently co-starred in a film, dislike each other so much that when they were at the salon the same day, one asked to have her color applied in the garden?
PopBitch – Which controversial Hollywood superstar isn’t afraid to be seen in the company of plastic surgeons but is said to be unhappy that his Contour Thread Lift (i.e. revolutionary, subtle face lift procedure) hasn’t delivered quite the expected age-reduction?
NY Post – Which high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname “Hamster”? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent