Daily Mirror – Which closet gay Hollywood star tried it on with a straight actor at a party for one of his plays? The poor chap had to make his excuses and flee.
Editor’s Note: “tried it on with” = attempted to have a sexual relationship with
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Actor Ignored Injured Worker
Foreign born B lister who is the lead in his Top 20 network television show. If you are going to do some work on our actor’s house, you may want to consider insurance or an attorney. A group of workers were repairing our actor’s roof. One of them slipped on the roof and fell to the ground. Injured badly. Our actor would not let the man into his home, and said that because the hurt worker was an illegal immigrant, his home insurance would not cover the injury, that no one would care about him one way or the other, and to just get him off the actor’s property.
A Diseased Triangle
BlindGossip – Which well-known actor has at least two female celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack, and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved, he has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are now terrified for their health.
Gay Third Wheel
Fake Notes from their Doctors
Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon.
Super Stud is a Noisy Dud
Lainey Gossip – He is surrounded all the time by beautiful women. But it turns out his libido doesn’t quite match up to the legend. Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn’t exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was.
One Man Two Girls
Pill Skipper Kicked to Curb
Some new information about one of the bigger breakups of the year. It was an A list actor and a wannabe. Apparently the A list actor found out that the wannabe had stopped taking birth control. He found this out when she told him she might be pregnant. Apparently he felt that her purposefully not taking the pill in order to get pregnant violated a rule and showed her the curb. c
Actor Beats His Beard
Europe Makes Him Gay
Janet Charlton – This tough guy actor loves playing a hero. His successful movies are violent and loaded with explosive action. He’s always been a macho bruiser so romantic scenes are scarce and that’s fine with him. He dates pretty women when he’s in the US, but he prefers to make movies that film in Europe. That’s because he feels he has more privacy there. He can do what he wants without being observed and what he wants to do is go to gay bars and pick up men. His girlfriends back in the US wish he’d commit, but he’s far too interested in male companionship.