Daily Mirror – Which handsome TV pin-up is secretly seeing two guys behind his unsuspecting girlfriend’s back? The trio have been enjoying a string of sordid romps during breaks in filming.
Four is a Crowd
BlindGossip – Which divorce will get even more complicated when multiple affairs are uncovered? Everyone thinks that one party was at fault because they were out of control and having an affair. The truth is that BOTH were having affairs. The couple wants to hustle the divorce process along, but once the paramours start coming out of the woodwork and talking, it’s going to get very complicated and very ugly and very expensive.
Pop Teen About to be Outed
PopBitch – We thought the days when it was normal for the tabloids to “out” male pop stars was about over. And yet we hear that one of the red-tops is looking to do just that. It’s sad to think that the sexuality of a star of teen pop and musical theatre is that interesting or surprising. Let’s hope they change their minds.
Editor’s Note: “Red-top” is British slang for a tabloid newspaper.
Pilates at Three in the Morning
Hush Money to the Baby Momma
Which well-known young black celebrity paid off the mother of his child to keep her quiet? She seduced him and purposely became pregnant. She threatened to go public to alienate his female fans. He shut her up for a six figure sum. The baby is the spitting image of the father, but the public has no idea that this man is the father of any children, never mind this one.
Editors Note: This is a rewrite of a Panache Report item.
Secret Drug Habit Is No Secret
Post-Partum Shrinkage
Which celebrity has taken drastic measures to eliminate the baby weight? Always thin before pregnancy, she was unhappy with her post partum body. So she had a lapband installed to get off those last pesky ten pounds. Her weight has now plummeted to alarming lows. Her partner’s pleas to remove the lapband are falling on deaf ears, as she is convinced her weight will skyrocket if it is removed. lg
Three Patients for the Clinic
Which well-known actor has at least two female celebrities running to the clinic? This male actor is of the scruffy-attractive variety. He has a reputation for being wild both in and out of the sack, and has had bedded quite a few celebrities. Unfortunately for all involved, he also has a dangerous STD and favors unprotected sex. A very famous blonde celebrity and a perpetually troubled black rapper are among those who are now terrified for their health.
Hiding Face to Save Face
This actress has been out of the limelight for awhile. It’s not that she doesn’t have any professional offers. While she is no ingenue, she is still very beautiful and very much in demand. Speculation is that she hasn’t worked lately because she is sick or pregnant or hasn’t been offered any great roles. No and no and no. She is just waiting for the bruising and swelling to heal. Not the result of plastic surgery. Rather, a new boyfriend.
