NYDN – Which aging rock star attempted to have a rhinoplasty — but was deemed an unsuitable candidate because he’s still frequently using Colombia’s finest?
Writer Wants to be on TV
NYPost – Which magazine writer who’s known in the office as a shameless self-promoter tried to sell her life story as a series? During a meeting with a cable channel, the woman told salacious details about her life to all in the room – including the fact that she’s been cheating on her long-suffering husband (whom she married only because of his social connections and money) with a well-known actor. The gossipy meeting was all for naught, as the scribe was turned down. Now she’ll just have to find other ways to get on TV.
He Needs Permission from Mommy
Daily Mirror – Which sportsman with a tough-guy image is actually a mummy’s boy at heart – and isn’t allowed to go out socially, or even cook for himself, without permission from the dominating matriarch?Rehab was Just One Long Party
NYDN – Which nymphette actress had a really, really swell time in rehab, and has been telling pals that she “got laid there” all the time?Because Red is Special
Daily Mirror – Which tiny celeb makes his aides pick out all of the red sweeties out of a bag of M&M’s because that’s the only colour he likes?Rock Princess Forced into Rehab
Holy Moly – Which spoilt brat from rock royalty was into ‘brown’ so much with her musician boyfriend last year that they were both essentially kidnapped by management and locked in a house in Provence and fed nothing but lettuce and oranges until they’d gone through withdrawal?He Chose Champagne Over Chicken Soup
Daily Mirror – Which celebrity is facing the wrath of his bosses after he called in sick and then was spotted swigging champers at a fancy bash?He is Babbling About His Former Bosses
BlindGossip – Everyone knows that the first rule of hiring celebrity staff is to have them sign airtight confidentiality agreements. Which couple is going to regret dropping the ball on this one? One of the former staff members of this famous couple used to run errands for his bosses. One time he was given money to go to a specialty shop to purchase full-body latex suits for the couple. The suits weren’t for scuba diving. They were for bedroom play. This is just one of many wacky tales this person can tell about Mr. and Mrs. Kinky. Much more to come.
NYDN – Which d-bag actor beats his beautiful action-star girlfriend?
Daily Mirror – Which Hollywood heart-throb refuses to stand to the left of any camera as he hates a small mole on his face?