He’s a megastar by all standards. He is mediocre-talented at his non-thespian career, but there’s nothing mediocre about his looks. His equally famous wife is just the topping to his life. He’s pretty much the dude every guy wants to be and every gal wants to nail. He has no problem stepping out on his honey and family. He’s just careful as hell when he does it. Every lady is required to sign on the dotted line of a confidentiality contract before she’s allowed between the sheets. And it isn’t Kobe Bryant, Gavin Rossdale, or Seal. eo
Blind Items
Classically Clean Dishes
Daily Mirror – Which hard-core rocker is obsessed with listening to classical music when doing the washing up? His habit is worrying his wife – especially as he likes to wear her marigolds.
Editor’s Note: “Washing up” is British slang for doing the dishes, and “marigolds” are yellow or orange rubber cleaning gloves.
Teen Queen Loses Dream Boy
How to Get Kicked Off the Tour
Unhappy Second Banana
Bad-Tempered Balding Blockhead
This foreign born B list film star, who was shooting for A list before he started losing his hair and his box office mojo, is apparently extremely sensitive about his hair. How much? Well, he was buying a suit a few weeks ago and the salesperson suggested a hat because he thought it would go well the suit. Our actor took it the wrong way though and took a good five minutes to yell at the offending clothing salesperson before throwing the suit on the floor and kicking it around a little and then walking out the door.
Pregnant Wife Trumps Controlling Mother
Sharing More Than a Bed
They’re best friends and they say best friends only. But they sleep in the same bed in hotels when they take vacations. These two don’t have to rough it. And when they do rough it, it’s because the cameras are rolling. A junior hotel suite for them is like a homeless shelter. So when they can book out an entire floor, why would they choose instead to share one bed?
Why the Child Doesn’t Resemble Him
BlindGossip – Hollywood couple, one more famous than the other, both are household names. Everything looks pretty on the outside, but she has a dark secret. While working on a project, she had a brief affair with another performer with whom she had some history. That fling resulted in a child. She is terrified about what would happen to her relationship and family and reputation and career if her husband found out that he was not the baby’s father. It’s bound to happen eventually, though, because the fling has a very distinctive look, and the child is looking more and more like him with every passing day.
The Ultimate Mean Girl
Which Hollywood actress is using underhanded means to obtain choice roles? She once announced that she had secured a choice role before it was actually offered to her, causing the director’s choice for the role to back off. More recently, she has been spreading nasty rumors about her competitor for another role, which include accusations of plastic surgery, relationship troubles, pregnancy, self-harming, and more.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a Lainey Gossip item.



