Downfront2 – This Media Personality is doing everything she can to stay relevant. She is keeping up with the latest social networking sites. She has even befriended her enemies, but it’s still not working. No one is interested in her.
Blind Items
Her Husband Has to Remove Her from Nightclubs
NY Daily News – Which starlet’s constant state of inebriation is causing problems in her marriage? Her hubby hates having to physically remove her from nightclubs.Skinny Girl’s Parents Are Stepping In
BlindGossip – We don’t know the exact reason this star is so skinny now, but we do know how she stayed thin as a teenager. She was on a hit television show and had lots of kissing scenes with her on-screen boyfriend. When she would engage in those scenes without first brushing her teeth after one of her regular bouts of bulimia, her costar would make his disgust known to all within earshot.
So now our girl is all grown up, but she is once again disturbingly thin. While it’s more difficult for her parents to intervene in their daughter’s life at this stage, a recent death has brought them all a little closer and given them access to their daughter’s emotional side – much to the chagrin of her controlling mate.
Parent Forgot to Pick Up Their Child
BuzzFoto – Which East Coast Resident Star forgot to pick up their child from school and had to be called and reminded from school staff? Our source claims the whole mishap was not a matter of memory, so much as it was of Methamphetamine. It’s not Ms. Fey, she’d never do something like that!Welcome to My Hello Kitty Kitchen
BlindGossip – This over-30 actress is not known for having the greatest taste in men. Well, it turns out that her taste in home décor is even worse. Although she is working with professional interior design folks, she keeps derailing the agreed-upon plan by insisting that they incorporate some of her really ugly personal items. The decorators are grumbling behind the scenes that the actress has the taste of a ten year old, and “we wouldn’t be surprised if she asks for a Hello Kitty kitchen”. Just proves that money can’t buy you taste.
Model Needs Two Jobs in This Economy
StyleList – Which aspiring model had an awkward moment when she was introduced to a fashion editor by a trying-to-be-helpful friend? Turns out the editor had already met the young lady at a restaurant when she was on a paid date with an older male companion, and using a different name.No Triples or Home Runs for Oscar Guy
NY Daily News – Which Oscar winner’s girlfriend won’t let him get to third base? She’s afraid of STDs.Ex-Couple Plays the Blame Game
BlindGossip – While the breakup of this couple seemed amicable, behind the scenes… not so much. Party 1 blames the other for their career having stalled out while they were together. Party 2 works through friends to warn their ex-mate’s current dates about diseases they may contract through intimate contact.
Tween Actor has Red Eyes and The Munchies
BuzzFoto – One of our spies spotted this tween-ish actor out late on Saturday night…at a grocery store of all places. He was with several friends, and they were all red-eyed and giggly. If that wasn’t enough, they were buying all sorts of crap like chips and pizza rolls. This kid is not a Nickelodeon star.
Not Shi LaBeouf!
StyleList – Which senior fashion critic hates the profile illustration being used by the web site of her media outlet, and bombards the editors with a different, youthfully flattering image of herself every week?