HolyMoly – Which famous 1980s couple (now split up, although both still independently massive) used to get so frustrated with each other that the husband would flush his megastar wife’s head down the toilet?
Blind Items
Her Movie was Really About Her Sister
Legendary Actress is Actually Boring and Needy
Blonde Stage Star is Digging for Gold
Village Voice – Which talented blonde stage star picks her nose as if burrowing for gold and is fond of saying about job offers, “They can’t afford me”? Who turned down the illustrious chance to replace her? (Free answers: Ashley Tisdale, Hilary Duff, and Brittany Snow, for starters. I guess they couldn’t afford them.)
Village Voice – Who wrote that movie by dredging up her perspective on her sister and other family situations, but told the press it was totally original?
Village Voice – Which screen legend would seem to be a great icon to get to know, but at least one person who has done so reports, “Not so! She’s boring and needy!”?
Village Voice – Which well-chosen wife of a major star is so dumb she didn’t know that a drag performance she’d just seen was indeed a collection of males in dresses? Does that explain why she married that husband?
Village Voice – Which semi-star was supposedly busted for posting anonymous threads about how she was better in that hit show than the woman who replaced her? Is it any wonder the semi-star was caught screaming, “Noooo!” when her replacement won the big award?
Village Voice – Which belter is such a drinker that she had to be pushed onstage for her entrance at that concert, after which she started singing eight bars early, thereby throwing off the whole number (and, in fact, the whole show)?
Village Voice – Which married actor is wildly flamboyant among friends and business associates, but when he sits down with an interviewer or goes out in public, he suddenly reins in the swishing and tries to pass for straight? Who’s buying it?
Village Voice – Which still-closety ’70s superstar gets regular mansion visits from a local gay promoter?