[VillageVoice] Which legend’s son has lived for decades in that add*ction-treatment facility, unable to face the world at very large?
Blind Items
BG12345: Wednesday
She Got Fat To Get Paid To Get Thin
[NationalEnquirer] Which famous yo-yo dieter plumped up to become the spokesperson for a popular weight-loss program? The singer/actress was in dire need of a quick career boost – and the high-profile campaign was the best way to get back in the limelight to create some buzz for her planned career comeback!
Making Out After The Golden Globes
[Gawker] This not-so-funny funny lady spent the night at the HBO afterparty for the Golden Globes making out in the corner with a rather sexy male model. There’s nothing nerdy about that.
BG12345: Tuesday
Dear Blinders,
God may hate Tim Tebow, but he loves a good BG12345!
After a weekend of football, football, football, it’s time to get back on track with five new blind items. Just 100 declarations of football allegiance will seal the deal. The one with the most votes will have their logo featured on BG today. Choose one:
“Go Giants!” or “Go Niners!” or “Go Pats!” or “Go Ravens!”
Love, BG
UPDATE: Giants 26, Niners 25, Pats 18, Ravens 8. We’re down to the wire. It’s going to be close!
PS: The server may be running slow. We’re working on it.
UPDATE: We’re declaring a final victory for the San Francisco 49ers, who eked out a win by just 3 votes over the New Jersey Giants! GO NINERS! We’ll start the BG12345 in the next couple of minutes.
The Socialite And The Diet Pills
[VillageVoice] Which thirtysomething blonde socialite is using her diet pills at such an alarming rate that her doctor [Read more…] about The Socialite And The Diet Pills
No Standing O
[VillageVoice] Which male designer bizarrely motioned for his London fashion-show audience to stand after the presentation, only to find them resolutely sitting there, blank-faced?
Get The Hose
[VillageVoice] Vintage Blind: Which movie ‘throb indelicately tells people that the gal he lived with two relationships ago has bad personal hygiene and needs to hose out her private region?
Pick A Seat Any Seat
[VillageVoice] Which oldies-but-goodies legend drove everyone crazy with his prestige effort, sitting all over the theater from every imaginable angle at rehearsals and complaining that the sound wasn’t good enough? (Hmm, maybe it wasn’t just the acoustics.)
Greetings From New Jersey
[VillageVoice] Which cable anchor craftily ships all her designer duds to New Jersey to avoid paying sales tax?