Whose friends are begging her to go back to rehab? This over-35 celeb was sober for a long time, but she has started drinking again and can’t seem to restrain herself from picking up every young boy in town. She thinks her random hook-ups are funny, and prove to her ex that she has moved on. Her friends, however, think that her activities are desperate, creepy, and downright dangerous.
He Rebuffed the Busty Blonde
Fake Notes from their Doctors
Who is calling in sick to work and giving a fake excuse? Everyone! One is hooked on an extremely addictive prescription drug. One is experiencing severe post-breakup depression. One is pregnant, but will not be announcing anytime soon. And, finally, one is genuinely ill but will recover fully and will be back to work soon.
Unusual Digit Taker
Super Stud is a Noisy Dud
Lainey Gossip – He is surrounded all the time by beautiful women. But it turns out his libido doesn’t quite match up to the legend. Apparently our superstar superstud releases the most unpleasant sound effects. Grunts and groans and straight up no rhythm pounding, making it clear that without a cinematographer and a world class director, he isn’t exactly the undercover loverboy we all believed he was.
Food Lady Flees Country
One Man Two Girls
His Mini Mouse Makes Them Giggle
Skeleton Nixes Fat Suit
This celebrity has been out of the spotlight for a little while. You are in for a real shock when you see her. Bones and veins popping out everywhere. She has always been slim, but she now looks completely emaciated. Stylists are hard at work crafting wardrobe and hair and makeup to mask the problem for public appearances. They even discussed having her wear a slimmed down version of a fat suit – to make her look as if she was of normal weight – but the celeb nixed it.
