Holy Moly – Which Irish boyband member is massively into slipping on the old stockings and thongs and getting fully dragged up on his regular jaunts to weird London clubs?
Racing Family Love Triangle
Songbird Sicker Than She Says
Billy Masters – Could it be that a certain sophisticated lady is sicker than she’s letting on? So say people in the know who tell me that although she’s been receiving treatment for one illness, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Her malady is of a more everlasting nature. While it’s not genetic, she would not be the first person in her family to have it. The songbird is fighting with everything she’s got, and plans to go public with her condition any day now.
Come Fly With Me and My Lingerie
Bankrupt Shopping Spree
Billionaire Behaved Badly in Bathroom
Drama Series Quietly Going Dark
Which television drama series is going to go off the air without wrapping storylines or telling the viewers? The network is pretending that everything is fine. The stars continue to smile like they don’t have a care on earth, and the network continues to promote the program. However, the schedule has been shuffled and the movers have already arrived to clean out the offices of the show’s writers. bg
Big Egos Ruin TV Series
Which television series is so full of big egos that it may doom the show? “Each actor is crazier than the next,” whispers a staffer employed behind the scenes at the sophomore drama, “and they all pretty much hate each other.” The male lead can’t stand his love interest, and their lack of chemistry together is obvious to viewers. The good news is the nightmare may soon be over for all concerned, because although the show enjoys a rabid cult following and solid critical support, its ratings are such that a third season is looking very unlikely. ew
Black Celebrity Angry About Obama Win
Which famous black male celebrity is not happy about a Barack Obama presidency? He rented a penthouse and invited an assortment of industry people, all white, to watch the presidential election results with him. During the party, they were surprised to hear him say, “I hope McCain wins because he’s more intellectually fit to run this country. A black man would run it into the ground.” As the evening progressed, he became more and more agitated as state-by-state results showed Obama pulling ahead. When Obama was declared the winner, he angrily ordered everyone to get out.
Editor’s Note: This is a rewrite of a Panache Report item.
